Finish the story

Subject: Finish the story Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:10 pm

To play this game, you must continue the part of the story that the person above you has posted. No double posting +.

Example:
Moppy - I found a sheep...
Evers - The sheep ate me...
Injin - The sheep crapped me out...
Tken - I picked up a teddy bear...
Bluntanims - I wacked the sheep with the teddy bear...

ECT.

So, i will start the story off.

I was born...

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I had a heart problem, and needed to go to the ER...

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Oh! By the way, my name is Tommy and I'm a faggot!

Subject: Re: Finish the story Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:49 pm

I walked into a black hole...

(Injin read the rules better, your supposed to say an action)

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Which I realized was filled with lubricated dildos. I (being named Tommy) quickly jumped into them, enjoying every second.

(Sorry Moppy. Did I do better this time?)

Subject: Re: Finish the story Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:00 pm

Then, this hot chick apeared infront of me...

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...and I quickly slapped her with one of the moist dildos protruding from my anus.

Subject: Re: Finish the story Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:02 pm

and then i said...

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"Weird..with all these dildos in my butt, I should be feeling a sensation...My asshole must be so stretched from all the cocks I get in there..."

Subject: Re: Finish the story Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:04 pm

then the magic women flew away...

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"Thank God," I said, "Women and tits and vaginas are gross. Cock is much better. My dad's has it's own unique flavor."

Subject: Re: Finish the story Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:09 pm

Then all of the dildos disapeared...

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And I wept and wept til I decided to actually do something with my life...

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I quickly searched the pit for any that had escaped this phenomenon and in the process found a....

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A giant dildo!!!...

Subject: Re: Finish the story Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:14 pm

Then it grew wings and flew off...

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Without any more sex toys in which I could stuff into my already flabby and sweaty anus, I decided to go to Moppy's house to see what fun things I could do there...

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I went in his room and to much surprise found...

Subject: Re: Finish the story Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:19 pm

A MAGIC SCOOOTUR

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"Woah! A scooter's handlebars are the perfect thing for a dual anal toy!." And so, Moppy and I began to vigorously do ourselves up the bum with the magical scooter.

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What Moppy didn't know is that before this whole Story I (Tommy) put tons o' sperm in HIS handle so he will now have a baby and will it come out his ass and he will rule the world one day, His name was INJIN!...

Subject: Re: Finish the story Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:28 pm

SUDDENLY, INJIN BURSTED THROUGH THE DOOR WITH HIS GUYMATE SAYING "THATS MY DILDO YOU POOPY!"

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What both the other ignorant narrators didn't realize that in actuality, Moppy was the one with the vagina and so, Tommy couldn't have given birth to any such child (especially one known commonly as, Injin). Also, the person named Jon, who occasionally goes by Injin, was eating cake and masturbating at the moment that a said "injin" barged through the door. This "Injin" was actually a REAL, HAIRY, and quite promiscuously gay Cherokee Indian. He immediately began to exercise his anal sex prowess on Moppy's and Tommy's assholes.

Subject: Re: Finish the story Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:35 pm

Then, they heard a bang on the door. They opened it up and there was a mop, it was moppy! Then the other "moppy" took off his mask. IT WAS BIDENT!! >: OOO

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As the three (Bident, Moppy and Injin) stood there the intensity increased suddenly Injin got out his Dildo Sword and so did the other two, and they started what they knew would be the most epic battle of all time...